The river caught fire. An actual river. On fire.
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Posted 20 Jul 2026, 3:42 pm · 196 chars · rank #1
Chemical foam thick enough to walk on and now it's flammable. Every year a new committee, a new deadline, a new photo of someone in a boat pointing at the water. The fish already voted. They left.